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Wear Earplugs

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Wear Earplugs

20.00

Become that person at the show by making sure those around you know to wear protection. You’ll be the hero the basement show doesn’t deserve.

Please allow time, as shirts are made to order. (I’m too poor to have backstock)
Allow more time if you’re shipping to Canada, because… Canada.

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Become that person at the show by making sure those around you know to wear protection. You’ll be the hero the basement show doesn’t deserve.

Please allow time, as shirts are made to order. (I’m too poor to have backstock)
Allow more time if you’re shipping to Canada, because… Canada.

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